Comments for Dear Diarrhea... http://www.bobbytisdale.com/diary Bobby's Uncensored Daily Journal Sat, 05 Jul 2008 19:10:53 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.2 Comment on August 15, 2005 by Jen http://www.bobbytisdale.com/diary/?p=132#comment-30971 Sat, 19 Jan 2008 08:43:33 +0000 http://www.bobbytisdale.com/diary/?p=132#comment-30971 YOU ARE A FREAK. SERIOUSLY...YOU NEED HELP. CALL 1-800-JENNY JUST AS FAST AS YOU CAN. I WILL PRAY FOR YOU. IN TONGUES. SALJDSFLAHS F;HJ AHSDLKJSKLA; ATHLE HERE I GO AHD LJT E ;JKLJ T YOU ARE A FREAK. SERIOUSLY…YOU NEED HELP. CALL 1-800-JENNY JUST AS FAST AS YOU CAN. I WILL PRAY FOR YOU. IN TONGUES. SALJDSFLAHS F;HJ AHSDLKJSKLA; ATHLE HERE I GO AHD LJT E ;JKLJ T

]]> Comment on August 16, 2007 by sailfishoney http://www.bobbytisdale.com/diary/?p=197#comment-23264 Fri, 12 Oct 2007 10:28:01 +0000 http://www.bobbytisdale.com/diary/?p=197#comment-23264 Dear diarrhea, That was the funniest story I have read in a while. I woke up at 5:30 am, not able to sleep. I have had stomach problems for the last 2 and a half months. I decided to look up what could possibly be my problem and thats when I came across your story. I am really surprised that on the way to the phone store you didn't shit your draws. Now would that have been a (I'm going home and putting my head back in a hole in the ground day) Nah, because with your luck ya problaly would have had a rain storm. LOL I too have a best friend Kathy. Keep writing it will help you get out emotions bottled up inside you.Just remember God will not put you in any situation he can't get you out ouf. Peace Pamtanna from Palm Bay Florida Dear diarrhea, That was the funniest story I have read in a while. I woke up at 5:30 am, not able to sleep. I have had stomach problems for the last 2 and a half months. I decided to look up what could possibly be my problem and thats when I came across your story. I am really surprised that on the way to the phone store you didn’t shit your draws. Now would that have been a (I’m going home and putting my head back in a hole in the ground day) Nah, because with your luck ya problaly would have had a rain storm. LOL
I too have a best friend Kathy. Keep writing it will help you get out emotions bottled up inside you.Just remember God will not put you in any situation he can’t get you out ouf. Peace Pamtanna from Palm Bay Florida

]]> Comment on July 1, 2007 by David http://www.bobbytisdale.com/diary/?p=192#comment-19038 Fri, 06 Jul 2007 05:33:41 +0000 http://www.bobbytisdale.com/diary/?p=192#comment-19038 Bobby keep these up! I'm afraid I can't help with the car ad idea, just wanted to encourage you to keep writing these precious jewelz! Bobby keep these up! I’m afraid I can’t help with the car ad idea, just wanted to encourage you to keep writing these precious jewelz!

]]> Comment on March 7, 2006 by fish_hfd http://www.bobbytisdale.com/diary/?p=161#comment-18856 Sat, 30 Jun 2007 10:34:20 +0000 http://www.bobbytisdale.com/diary/?p=161#comment-18856 It's nice It’s nice

]]> Comment on June 24, 2007 by DC http://www.bobbytisdale.com/diary/?p=191#comment-18805 Thu, 28 Jun 2007 17:25:03 +0000 http://www.bobbytisdale.com/diary/?p=191#comment-18805 World War FLEA - Excellent play on words World War FLEA - Excellent play on words

]]> Comment on January 18, 2006 by Nicole http://www.bobbytisdale.com/diary/?p=153#comment-17899 Mon, 11 Jun 2007 03:12:41 +0000 http://www.bobbytisdale.com/diary/?p=153#comment-17899 damn.i have dreads and they're fucking awesome...and good dreads are washed...you must be arond some dirty ones...but don't stereotype please. damn.i have dreads and they’re fucking awesome…and good dreads are washed…you must be arond some dirty ones…but don’t stereotype please.

]]> Comment on October 11, 2006 by Anonymous http://www.bobbytisdale.com/diary/?p=187#comment-11630 Fri, 24 Nov 2006 20:06:21 +0000 http://www.bobbytisdale.com/diary/?p=187#comment-11630 Bumble bees live in treesssssss Bumble bees live in treesssssss

]]> Comment on June 17, 2006 by Shona http://www.bobbytisdale.com/diary/?p=177#comment-11616 Wed, 22 Nov 2006 15:19:53 +0000 http://www.bobbytisdale.com/diary/?p=177#comment-11616 Well. That was certainly interesting. And I just wanted a picture of a four-iron. Huh. Never know what you get when you Google. I love the way you set up the story and your descriptions give me the creeps. However, you have to watch out for the tenses. You change tenses a lot. The beginning is in present then it switches to past, then back to present for a while, then back to past for a bit, until the end. It was the only thing that really threw me for a loop. I would suggest present tense, because it does make the reader feel as if they're watching it happen and they don't know how it's going to end. But that's just my personal opinion. Thanks for sharing! -Shona Well.

That was certainly interesting. And I just wanted a picture of a four-iron. Huh. Never know what you get when you Google. I love the way you set up the story and your descriptions give me the creeps.

However, you have to watch out for the tenses. You change tenses a lot. The beginning is in present then it switches to past, then back to present for a while, then back to past for a bit, until the end. It was the only thing that really threw me for a loop. I would suggest present tense, because it does make the reader feel as if they’re watching it happen and they don’t know how it’s going to end. But that’s just my personal opinion.

Thanks for sharing!
-Shona

]]> Comment on January 18, 2006 by Lucie http://www.bobbytisdale.com/diary/?p=153#comment-10018 Tue, 24 Oct 2006 06:25:10 +0000 http://www.bobbytisdale.com/diary/?p=153#comment-10018 I find that generally, most guys smell a lot worse than dreadlocks. I wash my dreadlocks. Therefore, they smell like lemons. It's clear the dreadlocked people you know/ hang around with are dirty anyway, and suprise suprise, you pour tons of crap and chemicals and skin t through a huge bail of tightly wrapped hay and most of it gets stuck. Wash and dry it properly and voila. Indeed, date a dreadlocked person who washes their dreads often-rarely and theres a certainly a smell left on the pillow. Yep, youre right its awful.. a slightly stronger smell of hair. Did you ever see the experiment about hair washing on television? Didnt think so. Some people even love the smell of even unwashed ones, saying they smell like trees and grass. Each to their own though I suppose, if you know what that means. So in conclusion, if youre gonna be so painfully general here then Id say youre a lonely daily blog writing person spending too much time trying to be funny about something factually thin and offensive? Although I do have specific evidence and no dreadlock person has probably let you anywhere near them for the reasons other people write blogs about people like yourself. It's a shame this is all you could find in that big space to write about for so long, chuckling to yourself. Most people are more interesting these days, especially people with dreadlocks, who would almost always rather smell like bird piss and "other insect" shit than suffer at the hand of their impending future of lonliness and betrayal of those who cannot stand another second of perpetual shallow thought, superficiality and excruciating boredom. I find that generally, most guys smell a lot worse than dreadlocks.
I wash my dreadlocks. Therefore, they smell like lemons. It’s clear the dreadlocked people you know/ hang around with are dirty anyway, and suprise suprise, you pour tons of crap and chemicals and skin t through a huge bail of tightly wrapped hay and most of it gets stuck. Wash and dry it properly and voila. Indeed, date a dreadlocked person who washes their dreads often-rarely and theres a certainly a smell left on the pillow. Yep, youre right its awful.. a slightly stronger smell of hair.
Did you ever see the experiment about hair washing on television? Didnt think so.
Some people even love the smell of even unwashed ones, saying they smell like trees and grass. Each to their own though I suppose, if you know what that means.
So in conclusion, if youre gonna be so painfully general here then Id say youre a lonely daily blog writing person spending too much time trying to be funny about something factually thin and offensive?
Although I do have specific evidence and no dreadlock person has probably let you anywhere near them for the reasons other people write blogs about people like yourself. It’s a shame this is all you could find in that big space to write about for so long, chuckling to yourself. Most people are more interesting these days, especially people with dreadlocks, who would almost always rather smell like bird piss and “other insect” shit than suffer at the hand of their impending future of lonliness and betrayal of those who cannot stand another second of perpetual shallow thought, superficiality and excruciating boredom.

]]> Comment on August 16, 2006 by r. mercy robinson http://www.bobbytisdale.com/diary/?p=182#comment-7779 Thu, 14 Sep 2006 18:15:02 +0000 http://www.bobbytisdale.com/diary/?p=182#comment-7779 I date an identical twin. It's not unlike how you describe. How simultaneously cute AND sad! I date an identical twin. It’s not unlike how you describe. How simultaneously cute AND sad!

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