I only have one reason for not writing a Dear Diarrhea in a few months- I’ve been away. Were did I go? Good question. I’ve just been away and I’ll leave it at that. It will all come out in my book so just stay tuned. You’ll have plenty of time to curl up to a toasty, hot water heater and read the history of Bobby Tisdale, circa Oct 2006 – today, February something, 2007. I do want to say that I missed writing to all of you guys and I was thinking of you a lot and many a time wanted to pull out my old tinker-top and rap about what I was doing while on my sabbatical. At any rate, I’m back and eager to start up a powerful and insightful relationship with my readership again.
Now for some news… In my last Diarrhea I mentioned that I was working on a webisodic series for the turner broadband site, superdeluxe.com, remember? Well, it’s now online! You can go to superdeluxe.com and check out my show called, “Bobby’s Beautiful Bed and Breakfast”. Watch it and love it. It’s the first two episodes of a series that I like to call my “mini-baby”- which means there’s a possibility that it will grow into my “baby”. I have a few mini-babies in the oven as we speak but none like my Beautiful Bed and Breakfast. It’s a charmer and I want it to become something special. And I think it will.
Also, this is one of the last times you’ll be looking at my web-site as it is now. In the very near future I will be introducing the all new bobbytisdale.com, featuring stuff like, “The Chore Wheel”, “The Balloon Toss” and “Friendship Cobra and The Happy Snakes!” Just thinking about it makes me want to salivate all over the person next to me that’s typing so frigging hard on her computer. Sorry, I’m in a coffee shop and the lady next to me is bugging the shit out of me and I want her to take her loud clanker of a lap-top to the bathroom and flush it down the toilet along with her wandering eye that keeps looking at me every fifteen seconds. Just because I grunt when I type doesn’t mean you have to stare at me like I’m a wild animal! (I tend to grunt after a long absence from using my computer. My phalanges are stiff and my writing muscles are tight and whatnot- thus leading to the grunting. It will go away after I write a few more Dear Diarrheas.)
What was I talking about again? Right! My new website and my new show I have out now called Bobby’s Beautiful Bed and Breakfast on superdeluxe.com. So, that’s about all I need to say today. My fingers are really sore and I’m just about as winded as a turtle on a treadmill.
I missed you guys! Thanks again for being there for me and I’m ready to keep this party going for upwards to FIVE MORE WEEKS!