Comments for Dear Diarrhea...

Comment on July 1, 2007 by David

David — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 05:33:41 +0000

Bobby keep these up! I’m afraid I can’t help with the car ad idea, just wanted to encourage you to keep writing these precious jewelz!

Comment on January 18, 2006 by Nicole

Nicole — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 03:12:41 +0000

damn.i have dreads and they’re fucking awesome…and good dreads are washed…you must be arond some dirty ones…but don’t stereotype please.

Comment on October 11, 2006 by Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 24 Nov 2006 20:06:21 +0000

Bumble bees live in treesssssss

Comment on June 17, 2006 by Shona

Shona — Wed, 22 Nov 2006 15:19:53 +0000

Well.

That was certainly interesting. And I just wanted a picture of a four-iron. Huh. Never know what you get when you Google. I love the way you set up the story and your descriptions give me the creeps.

However, you have to watch out for the tenses. You change tenses a lot. The beginning is in present then it switches to past, then back to present for a while, then back to past for a bit, until the end. It was the only thing that really threw me for a loop. I would suggest present tense, because it does make the reader feel as if they’re watching it happen and they don’t know how it’s going to end. But that’s just my personal opinion.

Thanks for sharing!
-Shona

Comment on January 18, 2006 by Lucie

Lucie — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 06:25:10 +0000

I find that generally, most guys smell a lot worse than dreadlocks.
I wash my dreadlocks. Therefore, they smell like lemons. It’s clear the dreadlocked people you know/ hang around with are dirty anyway, and suprise suprise, you pour tons of crap and chemicals and skin t through a huge bail of tightly wrapped hay and most of it gets stuck. Wash and dry it properly and voila. Indeed, date a dreadlocked person who washes their dreads often-rarely and theres a certainly a smell left on the pillow. Yep, youre right its awful.. a slightly stronger smell of hair.
Did you ever see the experiment about hair washing on television? Didnt think so.
Some people even love the smell of even unwashed ones, saying they smell like trees and grass. Each to their own though I suppose, if you know what that means.
So in conclusion, if youre gonna be so painfully general here then Id say youre a lonely daily blog writing person spending too much time trying to be funny about something factually thin and offensive?
Although I do have specific evidence and no dreadlock person has probably let you anywhere near them for the reasons other people write blogs about people like yourself. It’s a shame this is all you could find in that big space to write about for so long, chuckling to yourself. Most people are more interesting these days, especially people with dreadlocks, who would almost always rather smell like bird piss and “other insect” shit than suffer at the hand of their impending future of lonliness and betrayal of those who cannot stand another second of perpetual shallow thought, superficiality and excruciating boredom.

Comment on August 16, 2006 by r. mercy robinson

r. mercy robinson — Thu, 14 Sep 2006 18:15:02 +0000

I date an identical twin. It’s not unlike how you describe. How simultaneously cute AND sad!

Comment on September 4, 2006 by Mike

Mike — Wed, 06 Sep 2006 00:18:54 +0000

Did you know that the topmost point of the Chrysler Building (not the super sharp needle-steeple antennae part) is a bathroom with 360 degree views of Manhattan? I am not kidding; look it up! Imagine having a dear diarreha up there? Eat your heart out Empire State Building!

Comment on July 18, 2006 by bobby

bobby — Tue, 08 Aug 2006 14:24:18 +0000

Hey Emily,

I’m so sorry, I’m actually busy working on my new web site, which will be revealed in the near future. I will try to keep everyone posted on when this will happen. It will be big and wonderful and I think you’ll be happy with it. Thanks for letting me know you care.

Love,
Bobby

Comment on July 18, 2006 by emily

emily — Mon, 07 Aug 2006 17:40:07 +0000

please make a new blog soon! i love them and its been tooooo long.

Comment on May 11, 2006 by Amy

Amy — Sun, 25 Jun 2006 14:08:43 +0000

Well I know I’m a later comer to the ol’ diary here beign that it is now June, but I saw your show last weke and later stumbled upon this sight. If you love go karts and you love go kart accidents you know because of the laughs and everything–you should check out an episode of that tv show Freaks and Geeks–the episode in question is called Dead Dogs and Gym Teachers and involves a hilarious go kart incident. I mean it doesn’t involve Seal or anything but you might enjoy it all the same.