Bobby was born in Atlanta, Georgia and was the baby of three with two older sisters. He had flaming red hair and was the darling of the family. The sisters were overshadowed by this spoiled, yet loving, yet strange little creature and they were never the same. His oldest sister put herself up for adoption at the tender age of eleven to find a new family that appreciated her and to get away from her larger than life baby brother. She finally found a loving couple of carnival workers that took her on the road and set her up in the disappearing girl exhibit, which got a lot of attention. She was rather skinny which allowed her to appear to have disappeared when she turned to the side. His other sister decided that she was never going to amount to anything so she gave up and married the first man that would have her and spawned his offspring, praying the whole time that none of her children would have a red head. Luckily for her they didn’t.
Enough about Bobby’s sisters. More about the man himself. He was a scrawny kid that didn’t excel in school, but that didn’t matter. He charmed his teachers into giving him passing grades. It worked every time and to his parents’ amazement, he was promoted to the next grade every year. There was a lot of nail biting at his high school graduation ceremony and massive celebration when his name was finally called. No one could believe it, but Bobby had received his high school diploma. Bobby was a red-headed adult now and tried his hand at several professions before he realized that the one thing that he could do successfully was make people laugh. Not all people. Some would just get frightened and would hope to never see him again. But the times he did make them laugh, they really laughed and that made Bobby so happy. Who doesn’t want their ego enlarged? He knew the Big Apple was where he needed to be. His friend from school was already there and he somehow convinced Bobby that he should be there, too. So he packed his bags and left everything and everyone behind. That’s about all there is. He’s making people laugh and having a great time. You gotta love NYC. You never have to grow up while you’re there. Party, party, party!!!
Biography submitted by the younger of Bobby’s older sisters, Amelia (last name withheld to protect her family)
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